eCosmology

Classroom tongue-slips!!?

Inside the Class: * Both of u three, get out of the class. * (Facing the Board) Dont talk in front of my back. * Open the doors of the window. Let the airforce come in (Physics Teacher). * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. * Shhh... quiet, boys... the principal just passed away in the corridor. * You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class...) * Close the doors of the windows please... I have winter in my nose today. * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver. * Take 5cm wire of any length. * shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school. # About family: * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) # At the ground: * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the ball. # To a boy, angrily: * I talk, he talks, why you middle talk? # Giving a punishment: * You, rotate the ground four times... * You, go and under-stand the tree... * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why are you late - say YES or NO... (?)

Public Comments

1. Awesome. They are great. Star for you Have a nice day!
2. LOL! I find the family one funny..
3. These are good, and quite funny too...!
4. haha worth a bit of gold 5cm of any length...funny
5. middle talk lol
6. LOL! xD This one was my favourite: " You three of you, stand together separately."
7. does this person speak english at all?? if not its even funnier
8. hahahaha these are my favorites. " You three of you, stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO... " you get a star!! :)
9. *have a star*